Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day.

Valentine's day is not a yardstick to celebrate love because you can't love someone only for a day! When you say you love someone it is more than the words can say,you will be willing to ACT accordingly.

 God is love and God is ONE. So bear in mind that you are going to put smiles on your mothers face,father,siblings, fiance and vice versa and in all keep it pure!

BE WISE!!!!!!!

Each year on February 14th, many people exchange cards, candy, gifts or flowers with their special “valentine.” The day of romance we call Valentine’s Day is named for a Christian martyr and dates back to the 5th century, but has origins in the Roman.



VALENTINE'S DAY JOKE.

Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

What did the valentines day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you'll go places

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentines Day, the side chick is you!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independance Day

What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the best part about Valentines Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"

Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive on Valentines Day by 90 percent....
Wedding cake.



Valentines day is one big scam. If someone loves you they should show you everyday!



To all my single friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine's Day!

To all my friends who are commited: Happy Valentine`s Day!. and To all my friends who are single, Happy Independance Day.

When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentines day, hope you all get some...... Chocolates that is crunchy!

STAY CALM.